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South Park Conspiracy

I don’t think so. I think that the theory about the conspiracy being a conspiracy is a conspiracy. This is a vast left wing conspiracy that tries to show that the vast right wing conspiracy developed the vast left wing conspiracy to appear more powerful. At this point, I’m ready to blame Canada, again! [See The Video]

Greg Tinti at The Political Pit Bull has the whole episode posted.

The Top Of The List: Not Marijuana

Wow! 42.7% of North Dakota‘s underage population have drank alcohol in the past 30 days. I’ve seen studies that say that the further North you are, the more you drink. Could it be that Marijuana just doesn’t grow as well up here, and it costs more?

Tell me what causes more problems. Tell me what’s more dangerous. Seriously!

Personally, I wish they would make alcohol illegal and “Legalize It” (Mary Jane)…don’t criticize it! That being said, I’ll say that I haven’t touched the stuff (pot) in over 12 years, now. Honestly, I think that if I’d given up drinking, all-together and kept smoking the weed, I’d be a lot smarter and more interesting than I am, today. Marijuana seems to expand the mind, rather than making it shut down and pass out.

Maybe it’s time to find a good dealer. The last time I bought a quarter it cost $25. I imagine inflation has affected that, as well.

Disclaimer: I wrote this post after drinking 4 beers within an hour-and-a-half. If I would have been “high”, instead, it would have been a lot more analytical and made more sense. Instead, I’m gona’ go pass out, now… Good night!

Best Deal?

Not really sure if this is your “best deal”, but it’s a damn cool ad for McDonalds!

A Different Type of Museum

Interesting…

…sort of.

…I think.

My Nerd Score

Again, this really doesn’t prove too much, but I had to post the results somewhere:

To be nerdier (I prefer the word “geek”) than almost 60% of all people really isn’t a big deal, I suppose. I really thought it would have been a little bit more in-depth, though. I guess that’s what you can expect from these types of quizes, though.

Gary Brolsma Returns

With a long-awaited sequel to the popular “Numa Numa” video, the original creator has teamed up with Minneapolis, Minnesota based Jaeter Corporation to create a New Numa video, web site, and a “Worldwide New Numa Contest“, with a grand prize of $25,000.

[via BloggersBlog]